Contract Between Webmaster and Viewer
This webpage is a contract between the owner of the website ("webmaster") and you, the viewer of this website. As the viewer, you are entitled to certain privileges, that being the ability to view the content on this website. Viewers agree that by viewing the content of this website, they agree to abide by this contract and all terms and conditions stated on this page, as well as any page-specific clauses found in certain pages of this website. If you do not wish to uphold your end of this contract, you may forfeit your privilege to view this website at any time.
Viewers agree not to bring legal charges, or to encourage legal action against webmaster or any content contributors. Additionally, viewers agree not to view this website with the intent of collecting material to support any legal action, lawsuit, or punitive measures against the webmaster or any content contributors. If you disagree with this clause, you have the right to refrain from viewing this website. If you violate this policy, you forfeit your privilege to view this website. Actions will be taken against violators.
Viewers agree not to cause, entice, or encourage any prohibited actions against the webmaster, web server, or network provider. Prohibited actions include (but are not limited to) threats of violence, unsolicited commercial e-mail (aka SPAM), denial-of-service attacks, attempts to gain unauthorized access to computing systems or networks, password-cracking or authentication-circumvention methods, and exploiting software vulnerabilities to hide, alter, steal, destroy, or interfere with website content, server data, or network provider services. Webmaster actively monitors access logs for this website and server. In many cases these prohibited actions are illegal under international, federal and/or state laws. Violaters will be tracked and prosecuted.
Humorous Disclaimer
No animals (other then rowdy friends) were harmed during the production of this film. Void where prohibited. Children under 14 must be supervised by an adult while in the pool area. This note is legal tender for all debts. May cause cancer in pregnant women, truck drivers, fence posts and laboratory rats. Driving conditions may change the operation of the automobile; your performance and mileage may vary. Limit 2 per customer at this price; see store for details. Do not feed, annoy, pester, mock, or tease the caged animals. Not fit for the easily offended or those lacking a sense of humor. This contract is legal and binding. Full refunds will be given for unused material, minus a 10% restocking fee. Quiet hours begin at 10:00 PM and continue until 8:00 AM. Library cards must be presented for book rental. Preheat oven to 350 degrees (F) before baking the pizza.
Copyright and Ownership
Copyright 1994-2002 by GERB.ORG. Except as noted, no files, images or data may be reprinted or retransmitted without explicit permission. Your viewing of this website and any subdirectory, content, or local image implies acceptance of the copyright restrictions as well as the terms, conditions and clauses listed above. However, authorization to cache website contents for search and archival purposes is granted to legitimate search or archival businesses, so long as this page (Disclaimer and Copyright) is kept intact and linked from all pages in this website, and as long as it is clearly presented to the cache/archive viewer that the data has been copied from this website. In all cases, cache/archive provider must provide a link back to the original page if possible, or the home URL of the website.
Website, its webmaster and its contents are Year 2000 Ready. Webmaster is not responsible for the content, subject matter or images in any external links; nor can webmaster be held responsible for side effects of reading the material on this website.
Submissions and Privacy
From time to time, friends and website viewers may submit content or suggestions to the webmaster. If the webmaster sees fit to post such content, then he will give attribution for the submitter. If the webmaster takes action based on a suggestion, he has the option to give attribution to the submitter. If you do not want give up rights to your suggestions or content to the webmaster for inclusion on this website, then please refrain from submitting. If you wish your contributions and suggestions to remain anonymous, please say so.
For all submissions following the terms listed above, the webmaster will respect the privacy of submitters, friends, and other people linked or included on the website. In no circumstances will personal information be given out, unless requested and permitted by the submitter. Webmaster reserves the right to include URL links to submitters' web pages (if they exist), when this is deemed appropriate.