This site is not intended for minors, persons of delicate constitution, viewers with no sense of humor and adventure, or most garden vegetables.
If you are under 18, or if viewing suggestive pictures of fruits is illegal where you live, go here instead. I feel silly about putting that link in here, but I have to cover my butt. Far be it from me to contribute to any moral decay in this country, or any other. (And yes, the tomato is really a fruit.)
These pages contain actual digital photographs (unedited and unretouched) of a tomato that actually grew in my family's garden. It was picked about October 3, 1999 from a plant that routinely produces strangely shaped tomatoes. This one, however, takes the cake.
To see more pictures of the Phallic Tomato, click the picture to the left! Enter only if you are 18 or older. This is real, I swear!
